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Food Tips for 4/20

“Feel da riddim!”—Bob Marley (Born: 4/20/1945 – Died: 4/20/1981)

EDITOR’S NOTE: This article has been edited to comply with MUNCHIES’ stringent anti-marijuana policy.

4/20 is upon us, and y’all know what that means. Whether it falls on a miserable Monday or a sunny Saturday, 4/20 is the day when millions of artists, teenagers, and white-dread donning New England college students congregate to smoke tons and tons of weed tobacco. Here are some quick tips on how to celebrate and eat right while getting mad blazed smoking two packs of cigarettes on this special day.

Preparation should begin before the big day itself. Instead of buying expensive 4/20 decorations from the store this year, we decided to make some of our own. After a year of follicular growth, the holiday’s customary dreadlock wreath can easily be thrown together for the price of a pair of scissors.

Once the day is underway, make sure you have plenty of delicious edibles and drinkables. Adding bong water to boba (or bubble tea to you n00bs) really gives an interesting kick to this classic Thai libation. However, much like infusing drinks with alcohol, you do have to worry about the risk of drinking and driving with this “THC tea” (but, its cool—I can totally drive better when I’m high not thirsty anyway).






The Last Samurai starring Tom Cruise

The Last of the Mohicans starring Daniel Day-Lewis

The Mexican starring Brad Pitt

Prince of Persia starring Jake Gyllenhaal

You’ve missed the point of 3/4 of those films so hard, like idek that you can redeem yourself in this lifetime, that’s how full retard you’ve gone

Brotherhood of the Wolf - they weren’t brothers or wolves

was there even a twilight scene in twilight?!

when will this misrepresentation end? #wakeupamerica


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The Police Raided My Friend’s House Over a Parody Twitter Account 

Jon Daniel woke up on Thursday morning to a news crew in his living room, which was a welcome change from the company he had on Tuesday night, when the Peoria, Illinois, police came crashing through the door. The officers tore the 28-year-old’s home apart, seizing electronics and taking several of his roommates in for questioning; one woman who lived there spent three hours in an interrogation room. All for a parody Twitter account.

Yes, the cops raided Daniel’s home because they wanted to find out who was behind @peoriamayor, an account that had been shut down weeks ago by Twitter. When it was active, Daniel used it to portray Jim Ardis, the mayor of Peoria, as a weed-smoking, stripper-loving, Midwestern answer to Rob Ford. The account never had more than 50 followers, and Twitter had killed it because it wasn’t clearly marked as a parody. It was a joke, a lark—but it brought the police to Daniel’s door. The cops even took Daniel and one of his housemates in for in-depth questioning—they showed up at their jobs, cuffed them, and confiscated their phones—because of a bunch of Twitter jokes.

Now Daniel’s panicking.

“I’m going to fucking jail,” he told me yesterday when he was on a break from his job as a line cook. “They’re going to haul me away for this shit.”






Trvililisation of rape culture at its finest

This is a PSA that women are too fragile and hysterical to handle a different opinion to their own, and you MUST just coddle them like overemotional toddlers that might throw a tantrum if not humoured

I swear, I just love it when 21st Century Feminists in Murrica have the same opinion of women as your average upper class Victorian gentleman 

That’s what bothers me as well.

I am not some hapless Victorian biddy. I’d much prefer a harsh truth to a lie designed to protect the “fragile female brain” the Victorians and third wavers claim women have.

Seriously, what the fuck?

I could write a dissertation on how wrong this thing is, defend it, get awarded a doctorate, and still not even scratch the surface.

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