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emmettcadrian:

tabbran:

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thetrickstergoddess:

emmettcadrian:

thetrickstergoddess:

grassleaves:

Why do guys act surprised when I want them to wear a condom?? Where did this miseducation come from and when did it happen? I am not pleased.

"Oh but it dulls the sensation" dull as it may be, it’s…

Oh, I had no idea that they chafed. You never see ads for anti-chafing penis cream.

Wrong party being chafed :)

But…

http://www.hulu.com/watch/4139

Oh, sorry. But, you know, as I said- *cough* Virgin*cough* So, I had no idea.

Sex tip they don’t teach you until it’s too late #1: Be generous with the lube and try to get there before the 20 minute mark if you can.

http://tabbran.tumblr.com/post/96151350995/thetrickstergoddess-emmettcadrian

emmettcadrian:

thetrickstergoddess:

emmettcadrian:

thetrickstergoddess:

grassleaves:

Why do guys act surprised when I want them to wear a condom?? Where did this miseducation come from and when did it happen? I am not pleased.

"Oh but it dulls the sensation" dull as it may be, it’s…

Oh, I had no idea that they chafed. You never see ads for anti-chafing penis cream.

Wrong party being chafed :)

But…

http://www.hulu.com/watch/4139

thetrickstergoddess:

emmettcadrian:

thetrickstergoddess:

grassleaves:

Why do guys act surprised when I want them to wear a condom?? Where did this miseducation come from and when did it happen? I am not pleased.

"Oh but it dulls the sensation"  dull as it may be, it’s still not as dull as jacking yourself off because you won’t wear the fucking thing

Okay, so, awkward twenty-something virgin here, but wouldn’t you WANT it to dull the sensation, so you get a bit of sex in? Wouldn’t you want it to be a bit dull so that you can actually HAVE a screaming orgasm?

how dare you come at me with your logic and rationale

Okay like… condoms also chafe, and all the lube in the world isn’t going to stop that friction from wearing you down.

thetrickstergoddess:

grassleaves:

spankin-n-yankin:

castiel-knight-of-hell:

freebatchisthenewjohnlock:

al-grave:

100lb of Magnetic Putty

science side of tumblr, please explain

noot noot

Science side, i feel like you’re giving up on us.

Well if you don’t understand a fucking magnet then what are they s’posed to do besides “noot noot” you?

mark, this is the same site that thought jellyfish electrocuted people

Do i need to remind you that this website also thinks this is real?

I was expecting a package from UPS today and it was delivered, but to the front house and not my house, and the guys working at that house took the package inside and locked up and left for the day before I even got home.

Tired of both the UPS guy who can’t fucking read an address and the front house guys just picking shit up off the porch and taking it inside.

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